I'm going to teach myself Korean

I know what I like, for the most part, when it comes to women. My list of types of women I'd like to copulate with goes something like this:

• Koreans
• Japanese
• Chinese/Filipinos
• Redheads
• Some blondes (mostly those with sharp, Scandanavian features)
• Persians

It's uncanny: I can pick out a Korean chick from 20 paces with just a sideways glance and my gut goes, "ROWR!". I don't understand the *WHY* aspect of it, but I do know I like them.

Therein lies the rub-- most Korean chicks I run into are (A) FOBs or (B) very-nearly FOBs and the language barrier is frustrating like nothing else. I don't know how Daniel does it, man; I need to pick that man's brain one of these days.

So with that in mind I'm going to give this Rosetta Stone software a go and see if I can't string together some 2nd-grade Korean blather for those situations when they FOB out on me. Hard to build a connection with just broken English and sparse kino.

(ASIDE: Some people I've known say it's a "DLV" to speak in an ESL chick's native tongue. To those people, I say fvck off. Sorry, had to get that off my chest...)